Episode 11: Merry Useless Lesbians and a Happy Suplex For All!

[fallers_npcs]

In the stillness of evening
Nothing was stirring
not even a Ratata
Or a Togedemaru for sure
When out of the shadows
I hear but a clatter
I sprang to the roof
to see what was the matter...


December 13 to 18 Prompts 1 to 3
Prompt 1
Today, you might notice a headline on the front page as a photograph is shown. Of a distinct Sleigh in the night skies, and two figures: one slender, one burly. And the title: "SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR! SLEIGH CRASHLANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF MELEMELE FOREST!"


Prompt 2: Amelie the Christmas Granddaughter
The next day, there’s a young girl with a face some people might find familiar wandering around the island, wearing a Santa-themed dress and carrying a strange device that continually beeps and flashes. She’s not shy about sticking it directly in people’s faces, either.


Prompt 3: Sasha the Christmas Incineroar
Along with the young girl, one might find a Christmas Incineroar stalking about the island, looking like she is attending to the well wishers, with passing presents from a big sack, rounding up kids and falling Fallers, and other such interactions. She is also often seen with the young girl who is shoving her beeping device into people's faces. Any trouble makers are instantly Christmas Suplexed and leaves Candy Coal for the Bad Boys and Girls.


December 18: The Crashlanding

And then suddenly without warning
With a crash and a bash and a smash
Naughty Viren took advantage of Santa
And stole his Sleigh, for a Commercial and that's bad

Prompt 4: The Christmas Grinch Viren *Event Prompt Beings On the 16th*

It seems that the massive cause of the Christmas Cheer being so poor right now, is Viren commercializing Santa to the skeptical Fallers who have been more than willing to go along with his nonsense. He is ready to take Santa's Sleigh, and take over the Toy Factory, all of his Delibirds, and force him to sign a contract to build a big golden statue of himself in the North Pole! You gotta stop him!

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[fallers_npcs]

Distantly, the sound of sleigh bells ring, and said sleigh with eight tiny reindeer--and a MUCH larger deer pulling it--slowly drifts across the sky.

The larger deer? That's Xerneas.

It sweeps up errant combatants with its horns, making sure they're wrapped together practically snug as children in their beds, or like a Christmas present! Festive, like the season they tried so hard to prevent.

For a brief moment, Sasha is visible, arms raised over her head and a fierce grin on her feline face, before she leaps up high into the air. Only a gleam can be seen, but then...

her haloed form, like the disco-ball in New York, sparkling as she descends swiftly to drive both fists into the hapless Revengers--the main dastards. Alas, Wes is also within Ground Zero of the Screaming Santa's Sleigh Suplex--but it isn't enough to put him down for the count.

It is, however, enough to knock him for a loop...

[hashtagparkerluck]

Peter, luckily, isn't in the danger zone but that's only because his webshooters seemed to have jammed somehow so he takes a moment to get them to work again-smacking one with his palm and then there's a sudden spike from his sense and loud crack as the webshooter explode which cause him to yelp in surprise and now his hands are webbed together.

Well that.

Happened.

He looks helplessly at his hands and then at the scene but everything seems to be under control? He looks back at Tony, feeling his cheeks burning a little.

"Um... can you get the solvent?"

[nothing_can_stop_me]

And Della can't help but just gawk at the sight of what happened, Donald being flung against a wall by the explosion.

"Did uh... did we win?"

[luckydragonsfoot]

Yuume of course, is patiently waiting outside for her pokemon to come back- her work is done...sort of.

Back inside though, just before the strike occurs, Katsuya pauses mid-shoving. He sees red again, and more red, and then red-green-white-red-gree-

"LOOK-OUT!" he shouts, grabbing the pokemon nearest to him alongside Kaseri and pulling back. And just in time-

That sure is a SUPLEX! "Y...Yeesh..."

[revolutionhawk]

Both Shay and Scuttle can barely make sense of the chaos until their apparent savior shows up. The Cramorant recovered just fast enough to dodge the incoming Bubble Beam but then proceeded to become entirely lost without their trainer's direction on what to do next.

At the oncoming holiday Z-Move, Shay sharply whistles for the bird to return back to his side. Which is thankfully loud enough for Scuttle to obey and stay out of the line of fire.

[withoutcontrolofmyself]

Wes is about to keep ripping and tearing, massacring the body of Mr. Electric, when he hears the loud holiday cheer and the roar of a Pokemon. Thankfully, he has no time to react because suddenly there's the most spectacular suplex the world has ever known.

It really was good of Jou to pull back Koffing and Morpeko because both Pokemon scream as their trainer is hit. Wes hisses as he's thrown back and slams directly into a shelf, knocking it over. He groans but staggers to his feet, and clasps his heart.

It was strange. The pain that came with going into Hyper Mode vs the cheer leaking from the holiday. Wes kneels down and grits his teeth, feeling his body throb painfully.

The Final Scene

[fallers_npcs]

"My stuff! My staff!" Exclaimed Viren, foaming at the mouth.

"Look at all this damage! You... you'll all pay for all of this! Get out of my store, you're going to ruin Christmas! For me!"

Viren was hopping mad, and it looked like he wasn't going to go with his previous deal, even though all of the Pokemon were down and his wrestling goons were down too.

Re: The Final Scene

[fallers_npcs]

"Now just hold on a minute there Viren!" exclaimed a voice from the door, as a badge was held up. "INTERPOL, put your hands up everyone!"

Viren swallowed as he held up his hands. "Now then," said Looker. "While I can't condone a Pokemon Battle like this in Christmas, I do however need to stress that this is a incident that can't be overlooked. Viren? You're under arrest."

Viren sputtered. "What? Whatever for? I've done nothing wrong!"

"That's where you're wrong. INTERPOL's been watching you and your schemes for quite a while, and now we've got you cornered. And this latest scheme to put Santa out of business and corner his market? Well..." And Looker turned towards the doorway to see...

Re: The Final Scene

[fallers_npcs]

THE BIG MAN HIMSELF. Santa, standing next to Xerneas, the legendary Pokemon! With a host of Delibirds who were helping the Fallers and rattled shoppers to their feet with presents and aid.

"It seems that you've been very naughty this year, Viren." said Santa in a light voice. "And while your efforts to be put on the Naughty List to earn that enormous chunk of coal for your statue was noted, I'm afraid you won't be getting your present... OR my business this year. I'm sorry, but your buyout threats have been declared null and void due to illegal profiteering of my likeness."

"Viren, you're under arrest." said Looker. "Detective Obsidian? May I ask you to read him his rights."

[revolutionhawk]

Surprise surprise for everyone else in the room as Shay nods, striding up to Viren with handcuffs procured from an inside pocket of his threadbare (but still badass) coat. And he remains nonchalant as he rattles off the script.

But then in addition to that- "And you, with the pony." Which would be Jou. "You're coming with me too."