Episode 11: Merry Useless Lesbians and a Happy Suplex For All!

[fallers_npcs]

In the stillness of evening
Nothing was stirring
not even a Ratata
Or a Togedemaru for sure
When out of the shadows
I hear but a clatter
I sprang to the roof
to see what was the matter...


December 13 to 18 Prompts 1 to 3
Prompt 1
Today, you might notice a headline on the front page as a photograph is shown. Of a distinct Sleigh in the night skies, and two figures: one slender, one burly. And the title: "SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR! SLEIGH CRASHLANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF MELEMELE FOREST!"


Prompt 2: Amelie the Christmas Granddaughter
The next day, there’s a young girl with a face some people might find familiar wandering around the island, wearing a Santa-themed dress and carrying a strange device that continually beeps and flashes. She’s not shy about sticking it directly in people’s faces, either.


Prompt 3: Sasha the Christmas Incineroar
Along with the young girl, one might find a Christmas Incineroar stalking about the island, looking like she is attending to the well wishers, with passing presents from a big sack, rounding up kids and falling Fallers, and other such interactions. She is also often seen with the young girl who is shoving her beeping device into people's faces. Any trouble makers are instantly Christmas Suplexed and leaves Candy Coal for the Bad Boys and Girls.


December 18: The Crashlanding

And then suddenly without warning
With a crash and a bash and a smash
Naughty Viren took advantage of Santa
And stole his Sleigh, for a Commercial and that's bad

Prompt 4: The Christmas Grinch Viren *Event Prompt Beings On the 16th*

It seems that the massive cause of the Christmas Cheer being so poor right now, is Viren commercializing Santa to the skeptical Fallers who have been more than willing to go along with his nonsense. He is ready to take Santa's Sleigh, and take over the Toy Factory, all of his Delibirds, and force him to sign a contract to build a big golden statue of himself in the North Pole! You gotta stop him!

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December 13 to 18 Prompts

[fallers_npcs]

Put all threads here between December 13 to 18 from Prompts 1 to 3!

Prompt 4: The Christmas Grinch Viren

[fallers_npcs]

If it wasn't apparent by now, the source of the Christmas Grinchery was a combination of several things.

The first was that many of the Fallers, several of the imports just didn't believe in Santa. This was swiftly being corrected with many witness accounts, stories and evidence being produced that this world's Santa was very much real.

But there was also a massive high amount of lack of Christmas Cheer from a large amount of people, even those who believed. And thus, Santa's helpers, namely Sasha the Holiday Incineroar and his granddaughter Amelie Claus were on the case, to get this settled before the flight on Christmas Eve.

To this end, everyone needed to help correct the most grievous of economic distress: the massive twelve foot golden statue of Viren Big Santa Bargains, and the over commercialization of the gaudy, tacky, money-apocalypse that Viren had put up in the last month and was selling massive amounts of cheap inexpensive toys at a cost to drive up the most amounts of profit possible to line his pockets.

Because the only person who needed a good Christmas was him.

As such, Viren was laughing in his store, waving his obnoxious fans. "Come in, and buy, buy, buy! Santa never gave me presents, so why shouldn't you buy?!"

Tacky and gross.

[blue_ice]

a. the skeptic

Kaiba's not exactly whistling merry tunes or giving out festive greetings, and if you went by the frown on his face he'd be one of the top grinch culprits!

He reads the headline with a sigh.

"Someone's going to go there and get themselves swept up in a conspiracy, aren't they?"

b. the giver

But he's not all bah humbug! Kaiba can also be seen early in the week distributing small fruit baskets free of charge, each neatly tied with a silver bow and a business card for Anela's attached.

Later, after making a promise with someone claiming to be the big guy and several sleepless nights at work, he returns from the laboratory with a bulging bag of...something. He approaches each child, no matter where they are, and produces for them a small package about the size of a baseball. Even the Fallers will get one if you dare to say yes.

"Care for a mystery prize?"
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[fusionactuallysuitsher]

Prompt 1

"Santa? Really?" Yuzu couldn't help but read over the odd headline and the distinct figures. She couldn't help but chuckle at this.

"That's cute, but it's obviously someone playing a prank."

Prompt 2

As Yuzu went about her day, she would come to spot the familiar girl walking around, causing her to blink in confusion.

"Er... are you okay?" she asked in confusion

[sinnohcoordinated]

Prompt 1

"Santa's sleigh down?!" Dawn said, shocked. "We need to do something about it! We need to find it and its passengers! We need to make sure Christmas is running on schedule!"

"Piiiip..." her Piplup can only shake his head at his trainer's panic. It's not that bad! Can it?

Prompt 2

And its Dawn on her search for the sleigh and the mystery figures that leads her to run into one of those figures, searching for something using that odd device. What caught Dawn's eye, though, was the fact that she looked so familiar.

"Hey, need a hand?"

Prompt 3

In between all of the craziness, Dawn ended up getting a large package, being carried in by a Machamp. "Wow, that's all this?" she asked, confused.

"Champ." the Pokemon said, handing her a letter.

"Hmm? Oh, it's from mom!" she said, opening it and reading it. "...I knew it. I did get those letters and she had it all the time. Boy, now I feel bad for telling Ash that I didn't get them." she sighed and shook her head. "Though, something for my friends?"

She turned to the box and began to open it. "What could be so special that...?" And as she opened it, she yelped and closed it back up. "WOAH! I need to get this somewhere safe or this surprise'll get blown early!"

b

[fallers_npcs]

And yet, Kaiba was not the only one about giving out gifts! He'd attracted attention--perhaps unwanted, but attention nonetheless.

Before him stands an Incineroar--but not any Incineroar. From her bag, Sasha produces...a present.

A very LARGE present.

The question is, does Kaiba dare to open it?

"Roar," Sasha says, pushing the gaily wrapped gift closer. It's definitely for you, Kaiba.

[blue_ice]

"...what?"

Kaiba's initially unsure why the Pokémon is here. She's watching him, also dragging around a bag of toys.

Wait a second. How did something that big fit in there? His eyes widened as the package came into view, and then skidded to a stop in front of him. He blinked at her, then down at the gift, then up again.

"You realize I didn't build a subspace dimension in this bag, right?"

Regardless, he produces a much smaller package for her, a cutesy toy of a pastel cat along with a bundle of hand-picked berries from Anela's.

Once that's done, he stretches over the giant package and starts attacking the wrapping, jaw dropping at what he finds. It's...so shiny...

[hashtagparkerluck]

December 13.

"Yeah.. Okay. So... Christmas." Peter says to Shelob as they walk down the streets. "It's nicer here than it is an New York, I guess I'll say that."

"Spina!" Shelob agrees even though she has never been to New York.

"Guess we should maybe think about getting stuff for people for Christmas, huh?" He asks her. She makes a noise of approval and he nods his head. "Although I'm pretty sure all I can afford are coffee cups. And like... cheap ones too. Maybe there's like a dollar store type thing thing here?" He says as he continues walking down the sidewalk, he stops for a moment though as he sees the newspaper and moves over to read it.

"Or we can go check out the forest. They say the best medicine is always work."

"Spina?"

"I don't know, that's just what I've heard. Let's go!" He turns to run towards the forest.

Dec 14

Well, Christmas shopping didn't really turn out yesterday so Peter's out and about trying again, his hands are shoved in his jacket pockets and he moves through town once again, Shelob close by and Dwayne hovering behind him making a few suggestions about possible girlfriends and better sleeping habits. All of which, Peter ignores-or tries to ignore.

"Oh my god, for the last time, I don't need a girl friend." He tells Dwayne before he stop in his tracked as a blinking and beeping thing is shoved in hi face. "Uh... hi."

Dec 15

Peter's glad there's not school today, even if there was he wasn't going. This was a bad day. There a few dates that Peter has labeled in his mind as 'bad days' these days where something so bad happened that he just needs a day to himself. December 15th is one of those days. He's not planning to get out of his pajamas today-he's not planning to even leave the house.

He mutters a good morning to his Pokemon and Dwayne as he makes his way into the kitchen around mid-morning looking like he hasn't slept at all and a book in hand. He grabs his cereal, a bowl and milk and then sits heavily at the table. He thanks about how May would feel about him having books at the table. 'What did we say about having books at the breakfast table?" He could almost hear her voice. 'Did we say we liked it?' He always responds, knowing full well what it was May said about books at the breakfast table. The thought at least, makes him smile a little bit.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Peter's not really been out much lately, he's buried himself in books and really only out for patrol but he's out today. He doesn't think it's really Santa' sleigh because honestly, that's kids stuff and besides-it's not the 24th. Something is going on and he intends to find out the truth.

"Mind if I-uh. We. Sorry. We lend a hand?" He asks, indicating to Shelob and Dwayne.

[onaroll]

Oh no she's cute

"I am now! You're very attractive!"

[onaroll]

Amelie smiles brightly at the question.

"Yes! Would you like to have a chat over a cup of coffee? I know that a beautiful woman such as you must get invited out all the time, but I can't help but try my luck..."

[onaroll]

Amelie looks at her device and then looks at Peter.

Um.

"Bon...jour?"

Why is the Christmas-O-Meter reading muted grief. What is happening.

[fusionactuallysuitsher]

Yuzu’s face turns bright red at the compliment.

“Ah, th-thanks! So... so are you.”

[sinnohcoordinated]

“Me? Ahaha, n-no, never! B-but, I would be happy to join you!” Dawn said, blushing. That was a first for her!

[onaroll]

“May I request the honor of your name, cheri?”

[fusionactuallysuitsher]

“It’s Yuzu... Yuzu Hiiragi. And you are...?”

[sinnohcoordinated]

“Ah, yes, please!” Dawn said. “Just don’t peek, please!”

[onaroll]

Yessss.

“Ah! Magnifique! Now, I am Amelie, and you are...mm.”

A pause.

“Princess Salvia is still in Sinnoh, so you must be Dawn, oui? Grandfather keeps special track of Monsieur Ash’s friends.”

[onaroll]

“Amelie Claus, at your eternal service, cheri! Enchante.”

[sinnohcoordinated]

“Yes, that’s right!” Dawn said, nodding quickly. Mental note: give Salvia a present. “That means... you’re related to Santa, correct?”

Never been asked out by one of Santa’s relatives before!

[fusionactuallysuitsher]

“Amelie, huh? That’s actually a cute name.” Yuzu admitted. “But, Claus? Like Santa Claus?”

[onaroll]

Nod nod.

"I am his oldest granddaughter!"

You're also his only granddaughter, Amelie.

[sinnohcoordinated]

“He must be so proud of you!” Dawn said, smiling widely. “But, what brings you here?”

[onaroll]

"...we were doing a dry run, testing weather conditions for Christmas, when the sleigh crashed."

Amelie winces a little at the memory.

"There's not enough belief energy, so if we don't fix this we'll have to put Alola under an embargo."

[sinnohcoordinated]

“Whaaaaaa?!” Dawn yelped in surprise. “Alola under embargo?! But, why?! I figured there would be plenty of belief!”