inadvertentdadfigureMaster Oranguru's bar was open to all. And there was a man who was deep in his cups.
Or at least as deep as someone would allow one to get in, on a bunch of rich juice as Mallow passed Tony another drink with a concerned look. "Yare Yuta," said Oranguru, gesturing at Tony.
"I know it's late," said Tony, sipping at his juice. "Mallow you should go, exams are coming up."
"But Mr. Stark, you haven't finished yet," protested Mallow but Oranguru smiled and patted the girl on the shoulder before gesturing her. With a smile, Mallow bowed and left with her Pokemon as Oranguru pulled out a deeply darkened bottle. "Yuta," Oranguru said.
"You're not licensed for that, are you Master?" said Tony as Oranguru popped the lid and a strong fruity smell wafted into the air. "Mirio's not around to scold me for this, is he?"
"Yuta," replied Oranguru, gesturing towards Clawmark Hill.
"Ah..." Taking a sip of the Alolan Brandy, Tony shivered. "Whoof, that's strong... I see why you only give that to us adults."
Sighing, Tony rested his head on the counter. "I don't know what to do Master. Here I am, the... immeasurable Tony Stark, billionaire, philanthropist playboy, married, loving wife, child on the way... and I can't even crack a damn wormhole calculation. Did you know I turned Faba into a baby? Something I would laughingly tease Banner for later on in five years."
"And that's not all," said Tony, sticking a straw into the Brandy and sipping it from his prone state. "I need to do this, I want, TO do this. I just... at my wits end. I reverse engineered that freaky card thing for those kids, and the look on their faces when those kids came out of those cards all unconscious... breaks my heart. Angie's taking care of them but... god..."
"Here I am... talking to Donkey Kong in a tropical bar, sipping brandy made out of coconuts... god I'm pathetic..."