"I'm fine, I'm just Itchy-wait." He pauses as all that starts to settle in his mind. "You turned into...?" Well it's not really any more weird than getting bit by a radioactive spider and gaining super powers.

"Hey! Dwayne! Stop it! Don't call Jenny!"

"Then I'll call Stark!"

"That's even worse! Don't call anyone, I'm fine."

"...Your face is swollen." Dwayne points out, still trying to call Jenny despite Peter's protests.